Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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