hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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