I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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