So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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