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I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.

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(650): View more from California

Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question

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(207): View more from Maine

A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.

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(757): View more from Virginia

almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Explain why there's a meatball in my bong

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(732): View more from New Jersey

can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels

(1-732): View more from New Jersey

of course

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