do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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