You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
handjob tips. give me some.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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