I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Someone signed my nipple.
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