Operation Purity has been aborted
You know, be my cock's hype man.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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