Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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