I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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