Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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