Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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