These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
ok first of all what the fuck
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
