Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
i need some magic done to my vagina
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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