The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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