This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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