is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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