Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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