I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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