this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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