I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I look better un-naked...
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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