He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncรฉ album
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
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