a queef is a wish your heart makes.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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