I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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