We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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