Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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