I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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