I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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