HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
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go home
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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