Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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