I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
God, you're like boner-b-gone
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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