He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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