She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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