So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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