Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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