That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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