Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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