chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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