We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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