You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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