Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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