You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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