try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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