Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Randomize
