We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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