So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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