She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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