All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
