So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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