no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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