and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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