If that was your dad, he is hot
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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