Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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